The Responsible Party

Spot the real Elvis!! Is it really The King??
Yes! That is Rod "Elvis" Martin gyrating his stuff at the front.
Thank you very much...

• Born April 1st, 1966. Learns not to put trust in dumb luck. Gets two middle names after ugly family argument over what to call him.
• Becomes Hawthorn supporter. Starts wearing dessert boots and duffle coat. Can't see anything wrong with brown and gold clothes.
• Begins secondary education at Wesley College in 1978 after parents' experiment with hippie school goes terribly wrong. Innocence lost at an early age. Virginity takes a bit longer.
• Spends far too many years at Monash Uni in doomed attempt to avoid entering real world.
• Joins GUI Computing as Trainee Programmer in August 1994, because it's close to home.
• Becomes GUI's Melbourne Project Administrator in October 1995, after demonstrating ability to run a bath.
• Leaves GUI to become and independent Administrator after demonstrating how to empty the bath.

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